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The cutest Baby T-shirts designed with vibrant colors and humorous phrases to brighten everyone's day.

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Animals
Animals
Designs
Designs
Holidays
Holidays
Phrases
Phrases
Signs
Signs

Ask Me If I Care
Ask Me If I Care

Kids often don't care if their socks don't match, or if they color outside of the lines, or that there is no black in a rainbow. Children will express themselves in their own unique ways. This attitude design is for the carefree.

List
Baby List

Are you new to parenting or babysitting? Don't worry, the baby will let you know what to do next. Just read the handy little note that he or she left for you on their outfit.

Breakfast Bib
Bib for Breakfast
Dinner Bib
Bib for Dinner
Lunch Bib
Bib for Lunch
Steak In A Jar
Bib: Steak In A Jar
Big Head(Black Text)
Big Headed Baby

People love gathering around to take a look at your newly arrived baby. Why not make the moment even more special with a touch of humor. This "Does this shirt make my head look big?" is ideal for any infant and toddler and makes a great addition to any baby shower gift basket. Who says babies are not fashion conscious?

Big Head(Blue Text)
Big Head in Blue Text

The incredibly cute baby phrase "Does this shirt make my head look big" in blue lettering. Guaranteed to get lots of laughs.

Big Head(Colored Text)
Big Head in Colored Text

A more colorful version of the clever "Does this shirt make my head look big?" phrase. Always a huge hit with crowds and at baby showers.

Big Head(Pink Text)
Big Head in Pink Text

The adorable witty baby phrase "Does this shirt make my head look big" in pink lettering. People love this item.

Chairman of the Bored
Chairman of the Bored

For the kid that rather be doing something else. Ideal for the "sit here and don't move a muscle" type situations where child boredom dwells.

In Diapers
Diapers

One day you will be in diapers too.

Diaper Change
Diaper Change

It's not gonna change itself.

Do Not Disturb
Do Not Disturb

Everyone knows better than to wake up a sleeping baby, at least they should. If not this design will be a stern warning to all that dare to disturb the peaceful infant.

Diaper Change
Don't Make Faces

Just because i'm short, bald and stubby doesn't give you the right to make faces.

Don't Stare
Don't Stare

Just because I'm short, bald and stubby doesn't give you the right to stare.

Cooties
Eew! Cooties!

Do you remember when you were a kid and cooties were all you had to worry about? Boys will be boys and girls will be girls regardless of the era. These imaginary germs will remain timeless.

G.I.G.O.
Garbage In Garbage Out

This phrase was orignally a computer geek expression, but we decided to apply it to potty training.

Little Genius
Genius

Does your child show signs of brilliance? This intelligent design is a tribute to the future solvers of our world's problems.

Born Lucky
Lucky Baby

It doesn't matter if your child is Irish or not. If you love your kid and do your best to give the child everything and every opportunity then consider them lucky. That's what this four leaf clover design is all about.

It's All About Me
ME!

Once you have a baby everything changes. It's all about the baby from that point on, and it should be. A fitting tribute to what is half you and half your spouse. Why not get one for your little prince or princess today.

Miss Behaved
Misbehaved

Cute little phrase for girls that misbehave only spelled as Miss Behaved. Mimicking the classic pagent sash style, all thats missing from this design is the tiara.

Miss Understood
Misunderstood

A sassy and girly design for the misunderstood. Mimicking the classic pagent sash style, all thats missing from this design is the diamond tiara and bouquet.

Nothing To Wear
Nothing To Wear

This is a phrase for your child to wear during laundry day or if you really want to laugh a formal event.

Baby Post-it
Parental Duties

The same as the "Baby List" without the push pin.

Party Pooper
Party Pooper

Another diaper humor design. This cute little party animal knows how to clear a room. It seems everyone wants to feed or hold the baby, but isn't it funny how fast people leave when it's changing time?

D.B. Pooper
Pooper

Witty design for the oh-so-bored kids.

Post-it Responsibilities
Post-it

The same design as the "To Do List" sans the push pin.

Queen Bee
Queen Bee

Tees for the kids with attitude.

Shakespear Parody
Shakespearean Parody

"To pee or not to pee?" Isn't so much a question on whether or not to pee, but as to when. Designed for babies, this adorable Shakespear spoof will have your friends wetting themselves from laughter.

I Asked For A Bunny
Shirt for a Bunny

Another "hare" rasingly funny "but all I got was this T-shirt." phrase.

I Asked For A Pony
Shirt for a Pony

If you feel bad about not being able to buy your kid a pony, consider this their consolation prize. Using the humor of the classic "All I got was this t-shirt" manner will lighten the situation

I Asked For A Puppy
Shirt for a Puppy

If your child is ready for the responsibility of having a pet dog but keeps on insisting, consider getting this funny "but all I got was this T-shirt" design in the meantime.

Future U.S. President
Soon To Be President

Do you dream that your child will one day become the President of the United States? If you believe your child is showing signs of leadership then this may be the design to get.

Baby To-do List
To Do List

A helpful reminder on how to take care of the baby. It's just like having an owners manual.

 
 


Baby Onesies
Onesies
$11.99
Baby T-Shirts
Baby T-Shirt
$10.99
Bibs
Bibs
$7.99


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